Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Hashmi is a li’l cry baby…

What follows under should better be read by GecKo Fans only. Extreme Caution is advised for Hashmi and Hashmi Fans and members of the Hashmi Clan (HC). The rest u all know, that this is a highly controversial story to be read on your own risk and the same that if you disagree with the author then please comment and blah blah blah. Come on you have read this much just read the whole damn thing and comment the author. The comment however should be a good one or else the person commenting would be the topic of the next blog entry. Enjoy!!
- Author


The news about the discovery of a new home spread like wild fire. And the very next day was the day when they all were going to see this new home *with a few exceptions, HitMan had seen this game zone before too…o! what a spoil sport*. One other big thing that was about to happen that day was the grand khappa by GecKo, so it was decided that after the gaming the gang will go out to get some food.

The troops reached the decided place on time *well not all on time a bit here and there =P*. After gathering around and making fun of some one or the other *that’s usually done outside before the onslaught*, the teams headed to their destination. The find was a rather successful one as all of the guys were very satisfied with the environment and the atmosphere. After an extra elongated survey of the location and discussion about teams the, two teams were made. GecKo was cast along side Hashmi. The game started, ppl started getting into their grooves, and then the most dreadful thing that cud happen, happened. Something that was far, far worse than the proclaimed emergency in the state or the heavy rainfall in the city, once again the tyrant recently-privatized-sector of the city that was responsible and holder of the most important asset of gaming, the electricity, mooned us =D *full marks to the person who guesses this first go!! =P*. Drenched in darkness and with sour moods the troops stepped out of their bunkers.

The not-so-unexpected-but-still-unexpected had happened, it was time for the elders *GhostRider and Khurram (hes no elder just a khalifa =P)* to make a decision. It was decided that even if the first phase of the plan was disastrous, the second phase should be worked upon. After the greatest of debates all decided to go for a burger at the Bovi Chick. The tym at the restaurant was a good one, it always is, its fun to sit together and then talk on various topics, from the current political situation to the colors of the “intimate clothing” *my personal favorite =D* worn by the objects of desire at the university.

After the peppy talk and heartful eating the troops receeded to the bases in hope tht war would be resumed and peace would be no more. The most-loling-time of their lives was approaching fast for two guys Hashmi and GecKo, both unaware of the forthcoming. On reaching the battle field the troops got the gud news that the electric power was resumed now there’d be no peace at all. Bombs, guns, melees, headshots and camping *some ppl will soon be getting PHD degrees in this particular act ;)* would be the topic all would be discussing. After getting seated the teams begun playing, Hashmi or Robomani, one of the pervs took GecKo’s place *He’ll despise them his whole lyf for doing that on JUST THAT PARTICULAR DAY*. The new seat didn’t suit GecKo very well. Things started of badly and went to the worst. Not one single time in his entire gaming life did GecKo felt tht much hapless and helpless. Nothing seemed to be working out. The one thing GecKo hates most is the job of standing on one place trying to defend it, whereas the other person attacking has all the liberty of moving. They *the others* still say "yaar tum nai yaqeenan koi hoshyari ki hogi (you must have had done something Mr.Smarty Pants)". GecKo is set to fire on those very comments. “How can one stand on one place and yet be safe from 5 flying flash bombs??”, then they *the others* say “tou tum bhi maro na!! (why don’t you throw flashes on them!!)”. GecKo just couldn’t get what they wanted from him. With just 2 kills under his belt in 6 games they expected him to buy flashes, bombs, guns, Kevlar and ilaichi *hehehehehe..kidding!*.

Well as is said that “all that glitters is not gold”. The same happened for GecKo that day. What seemed like a cozy new home wasn’t that cozy for him. And soon GecKo felt himself falling into the great abyss with no hope of nirvana anywhere in sight. With the unavailability of the presence of a player of the class of GecKo *who is always one of the first to be selected in a team if you want a good team 8)* the Hashmi Clan (HC) soon sunk into darkness. Hashmi sitting right next to GecKo became so exasperated that he blamed GecKo for the whole defeat. GecKo too had let go of the reigns of fate and had let his self be guided by fate instead. Just then when the HC was defeated in both the rounds of the de_dust2 match, Hashmi did what had been done scarcely in the history of multiplayer gaming. He started crying like a little baby claiming GecKo is cursed for the team. GecKo couldn’t utter a single word he was *and always is* too disappointed with his gaming and the feeling that he had let his team down, just makes him speechless. Humiliation greeted GecKo in the next team, Razi, the biggest fluke to walk the face of planet earth was sitting next to GecKo now, mocking him about the way he had been discarded from the clan (HC). The new place and new environment made GecKo feel a little better and soon he topped Razi and Khurram the two who were making the most racket *ignoring the fact that they started acting like fools and stopped listening to the captain -HitMan who was pissed off for sure – its their own issue!!*. but GecKo scored this time not much to become a savior but still did, but it all went unnoticed now, because of what had happened earlier.

The gaming came to an end. Alas! A tough day for GecKo =( *relax fans you all know that no one is nearly as good as how GecKo is at home…if only they (the others) could see that*. At the end of even such a hard day GecKo was crowned, not that he was a pathetic player or that he funded the treat nor that he played well in the second round…but it was for the fact that GecKo had made “the most strong nerved person when it came to playing CS”, Hashmi, cry for help =D. Bravo GecKo!! one more achievement. All agreed to this and said GecKo you are the greatest you have made Hashmi cry. But the fact is GecKo knows well that, that day was the worse in the CS life of GecKo and that he does not want to have another such day ever *though these kinds of days are scattered frequently about when they play at Scorpionz*.

¨ After a disastrous gaming experience how the ill-fated GecKo lost it all?

¨ What went wrong?

¨ Who was responsible?

¨ Who apologized and who was found guilty?


The most exciting episode to hit the curtains as yet!!!

GecKo in yet another dilemma, topic of conversations =D and the subject of many controversies.

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