Scorpionzz diaries
- Please notice that what follows after this is not to hurt someone’s feeling or to comment on someone’s beliefs or to harm someone’s image this is just a brief summary of the whole situation from the point of view of the writer. So if you feel that you disagree with the writer somewhere on some cases then feel free to budge in and give the audience a fair chance of knowing the details.
“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
Headlines
- GecKo®™ derailed - *man this will make many readers happy out there!*
- GhostRider rocked the town with scores like 52-18
- Our head was a di*k – claims the loosing team
- Hashmi has a kaali zubaan (black tongue – used for people who say things and they turn out true)
- Dukaan walay chacha (shop-keeper uncle) to the rescue
- Change of location now essential
Details
This Saturday GecKo did not have much to show to his fans out there. Infact, when contacted with him, he was very (and we mean VERY) much disappointed with himself, he said “I played even worse then my little 3yr old cousin would play”, he further said “I am not going to further comment on my performance but I am going to say that I was never ready for this gaming, after a long and fu**ed up picnic I was not in for the gaming that day, I tried to convince the team captains that lets keep this on Sunday but no one agreed, and then it happened…*sigh!!!*”. Gecko looked very down to earth and vowed that he would not let the people who did this to him enjoy this for long. Gecko also said the excitement his friends and fellow gamers displayed was another reason he agreed to play, “they were all too excited I couldn’t just take it away from them like this…”. But Gecko sure was pleased about a few things atleast and those were, he did not got cut by the so-much-claiming-person who had always bragged about it and secondly the people at the GZ who had appreciated his gaming abilities before this were not present there to witness this over-pathetic performance from GecKo this Saturday. Although he told us that a little kid came over to him and asked him “app ko khailna ataa hai??” *Lolz*. So by seeing the determination on Gecko’s face we need to warn the people to be careful next week and don’t forget to buy the Kevlar as Gecko won be showing any mercy *only if the fu**ing bullet-proof-people don’t turn up!!*.
This week one-of the-most-persistent gamers on the Saturday night scene GhostRider displayed an enthralling performance, with awesome scores like 52-18 with the second to him standing on 26 kills. Though there were few or better say none who accepted this unacceptable feat by the big guy, but again no one claimed to have seen Shoaib Akhtar bowl the 100MPH delivery although he did that. The big guy was unstoppable and gave some remarkable shots at the gaming. When asked Jaws about his gaming, he said, “Ghost was killing like anything, the moment the person came out from behind the wall and Ghost shot and mostly it got the head… (hmm. This sounds interesting. AIMBOT??)”. This claim was given by Jaws after he joined the wining team downstairs as he had given up on playing upstairs saying man these people are bullet proof (gooliyaan hi nahi lagr raheen yaar). But whatever, GhostRider was on a very positive note that day and had a time-of-his-life out there. Sweet dreams old man.
The loosing team was not very happy after there so-much-fu**ing-defeat and partly because they have to feed the loosing team. This all happened because of the captain claimed one of the players. This claim will surely infuriate the captain but this we guess I is the truth. With no one in the front seat the losing-team was as scattered as a group of hot chicks get after seeing khurram approach =). With two people in command the team didn’t have a clue where and whom to follow. The adverse gaming conditions even heightened the tension and pressure upstairs. The captain of the team upstairs was supposed to be HitMan who was helpless himself. GecKo says that HitMan is the most inapt candidate for a team captain, the captain of the other team Sameer keeps a cool head and does not yell on his team mates, whereas, HitMan unaware of the situation always yells on his team mates which downs the moral of the team and decreases their output. The di*k! oh I mean HitMan I must say played very well, his sniping was on its best, the best I have sever seen it. But HitMan should realize the conditions and then make decisions and give orders. A person with 1500 starting money can definitely not buy a hand grenade and a gun. “if I would have been out there with a pistol in my hand then I would have been shouted over for not carrying a gun, thay just don’t see it, this is why I like LAN, there people don’t shout at you for not playing with a gun or a pistol all they need from you is to perform. I think Sameer had a splendid strategy of sending a group of three on one side and the rest four on the other side and the problem of harmless bullets just made it even better for them”. Another misconception made his abilities of captaincy further more dubious according to unknown resources he claimed that coldice is a sniper which turned out the biggest lie of the century =P, the decision of having Coldice on his team was seriously disapproved by Gecko but HitMan overlooked the comments from his fellow team mate. However, Coldice played exceptionally well to make this decision not a very very regretful one.
Sameer Hashmi the person who never likes to loose. This is good but very bad in a way. This Saturday on their way to the GZ Sameer did something Gecko found most displeasing. According to Gecko “sameer said, Asif you would deeply regret this decision of yours. The term used with it InshaAllah made gecko very alarmed and said he should not say like this even if he felt that HitMan would regret his idea of having COLDICE on his team”. These little things from Sameer though sound and look like little but are big and very serious in there own way and should be avoided on all costs. This makes him sound like a grudged person who never wants his fellow mates to win and would do anything to stop them from doing this. This week what he said did actually turned out to be true and correct as HitMan really did regretted his options after the gaming.
This week a new hero stepped forward for the rescue of the team. The so called dukaan-walay-uncle is a former team player Razi. This fellow gamer was seen very active yesterday shouting out commands to the teams *even more then the team captain himself*. This lead to an exchange of harsh words between him and GecKo, who was already pissed off on his unsatisfactory performance. The dukaan walay uncle played a sheath anchor role in the defeat of their team but whatever it be the game play was so very unlike his usual and a very important and appreciable one. Bravo Razi a.k.a dukaan walay uncle.
Once again!! I try to bring to notice of the fellow players that a change of location is now becoming more and more mandatory with the time. This Saturday both Robomani *well he usually have some problems with the gear he gets! =P* and Zam had problems with their mice and half of the team upstairs did not have a headphone. The availability of mice on a shop which also deals in computer accessories is a very absurd and strange thing. There are network issues which always causes one team to complain about the players of the other team to be bullet-proof. This has been observed *Sameer himself had once asked to shift the server to another PC when he was thrashed limitlessly* by many people over-and-over again. On their way back robomani approved that the conditions were not at all fit for the team upstairs to play with the bullet-proof people on a rampage. He was speechless about the defeat. I ask my team members to please look for another GZ once we get usual over there they can also give us this little favor like Ali bhai of scorpionzz does.
I am fully aware that this edition of CS Weekly would be one of the most controversial one. This was all folks.
I’m Saquib Hyder for CS Weekly.
